Thursday, September 4, 2014

Opinions vs. Assholes


Sometimes I find myself obsessing over semantics, puns, language usage in general. 

And sometimes I write jokes about assholes. 

This post on In the Powder Room is the happy marriage of both. 

Here are three ways your dirtiest orafice and your deepest convicitons are not the same. Click the link to read the rest. And remember, sometimes your opinion actually is just like your poop maker, stinky. 

  • Not everyone has an opinion.
  • Not all opinions are crappy.
  • No one can smell the fruits of your opinions.